Bulagting was having
his usual dose of the Markang Demonyo* in a small karehan* just a hundred meters away from the main gate of the Aquinas University
Campus. He's been drinking since nine o'clock in the morning, passing the time by wrestling with the stainless bottles’
spirit for quite a long time now while waiting for his buddies to emerge from their afternoon classes. Education was never
his strongest suit, that's why you will always find him almost everyday, sitting alone in a corner of Betty’s Drinking
Parlor and spending his week' s allowance on his favorite poison while quietly listening to the loud rock music of the band
Quiet Riot blaring from an ancient jukebox while his bosom buddies were inside the campus studying their butts out on Algebra
and Political Science.
“Come on feel
the noise…Girls rock your voice!”
Unbeknownst to him,
a group of three drunken Navy men, fresh from a month of sea duty from a nearby naval base were eyeing him from across the
table for almost half an hour now. They kinda want to have some fun, you can tell it in their eyes and smiles and they zeroed
in on the hapless-looking drunk drinking all by his lonesome in the corner of the restaurant cum drinking parlor. But Bulagting
can smell trouble like a rat and is not oblivious of their plans. Call it natural instinct or whatever you may want to call
it; he has a knack for spotting something out of the ordinary. He called out the big-bosomed waitress and ordered a six-pack
of San Miguel beer in cans and put them inside his Jansport imitation knapsack and bid his time while keeping his eyes low
and open under the haze of the smoke coming from the flickering Marlboro in his mouth.
True enough, the two
drunken sailor stood up and went to Bulagting to confront him on something imagined and made up transgressions while the other
one remained seated in his chair with an amused expression on his unshaven, acne-scarred, weather-beaten face, watching the
spectacle unfolding right before his very eyes, expecting to see a real show.
Filipinos are notorious
for provoking fights out of the blue for no reason at all. One might even get killed just because you happened to stare into
somebody's eyes longer than the usual. In Bicol, we call it kinursunada*. Bulagting feigned drunkenness while being questioned
as he casually lowered his right hand, grabbed and tightened his grip on the strap of the knapsack in his hand and waited…
All of a sudden, one of the men lunged at him with a beer bottle in hand but
Bulagting, expecting the worst was ready and was quick to the draw and was able to duck and parried the first blow. Then in
a blink of an eye, he countered by swinging the knapsack into the face of his attacker, knocking him out cold to the ground
as he turned to hammer his way into the other man. He hit him with the knapsack with all the strength that he could muster
that turned the hapless sailor into a bloody pulp. The fight happened so fast that he caught the third man literally on his
pants as he smacked a nasty left straight right into the kisser of the stunned fellow as he fell to the floor on his butt.
He then followed it up with a vicious kick to the side of the head and watched him as he crumbled to the ground in slow motion,
grimacing and writhing in pain. The bystanders and other customers were still in shocked by the swift turn of the event, when
he made a dash for the door and hailed the first tricycle that caught his sight. He gave the driver fifty pesos and told him
to head for the bus station in order to catch the day's last trip to his hometown of Tiwi where he would cool his heels off
for a week while waiting for his victims to head back to the sea for another tour of duty.